Present Continuous tense

The Present Continuous
Use the following verbs (chew, drown, eat, fly, give, look, tell, try, wait, use) to complete the jokes. Watch your spelling!
1 The police are _____ing for a man with one eye called Smith.
> What's his other eye called?
2 Tell the passengers that I have both good news and bad news for them.
> What's the good news?
We are _____ing in perfect weather and we are making excellent time.
> And what's the bad news?
We're lost.
3 Is that your nose or are you just _____ing a banana?
4 It's Paul's first day at his new school.
Excuse me, young man, but are you _____ing gum?
> No, sir. I'm Paul Welsh.
5 Two sisters are in bed together.
Are you asleep?
> I'm not _____ing you.
6 Come out of the water. Swimming
is not allowed here.
> But I'm not swimming, officer. I'm _____ing!
7 What is the difference between a post box and an elephant?
> I don't know.
Well, I'm not _____ing you this letter to post!
8 A small boy is standing next to an escalator. He is looking at the handrail.
Is there something wrong? asks a shop assistant.
> No. I'm just _____ing for my chewing gum to come back.
9 A man is having a meal in a restaurant.
Waiter. This meat is very tough. What is it?
> The problem isn't the meat, sir. You're _____ing to eat the plate.
10 Why is your cat looking at me?
> Probably because you're _____ing its bowl.
Please be quiet! I'm trying to listen to the radio,

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